Kumar: What? A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog? Harold: No. You bring this filth in here?! What is this ****?! Reilly: Secure the book! Palumbo: Book is secure. Stop resisting! We need back up now! He's got a gun! Tarik: That's not a gun, that's a book. Reilly: He's trying to break free! Get him! Tarik: Aw, ****. Martone: Hey! Jackson's trying to escape! Tarik: What are you talking about? I'm just sitting here. Kumar: Harold: Hey Kumar! Kumar! Where are you-? Harold: Kumar! Still in jail, asshole! Come here! Kumar: Hey, what's that smell? Harold: What smell? Kumar. Harold: Jesus Christ, what'd you do that for?! Kumar: I'm ****ing starving! I figured I'd bust you out and we'd go get some burgers. Kumar: Rold? Is that you? Harold: Kumar? Kumar: Hey, are the cops still here? Harold: What the hell are you doing? Kumar: I just called and made up some story about a shooting in Millbrook Park. Kumar: What is that? Some fortune cookie? Harold: The universe tends to unfold as it should. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. I learned a long time ago that there's no sense gettin' all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. People have been messin' with me my whole life. I'm fat, black, can't dance, and I have 2 gay fathers. Harold: I don't understand how you can be so calm about all this. What'd you do? Tarik: I kept sayin': "I understand I'm under arrest. So he starts beatin' me with his gun, telling me to stop resisting arrest. I told him, "I haven't even been to Newark in months". Now, evidently, a black guy robbed a store in Newark. Wanna know what happened? Tarik: I was walkin' out of a Barnes and Noble, and the cop stops me. Those black mother won't get away with this, a'right?! So, falls to all y'all! Okay?! So you can suck my !ĭialogue Harold: So, what are you in here for? Tarik: For bein' black. Palumbo: I'm not a racist, all right?! You mother.Police have released sketches of the two fugitives which they believe to be extremely accurate. And in other news, the Muckleburg police department are still looking for a fugitive who escaped from the police station last night with a companion believed to be his accomplice.
Officer Thurmond Brucks found their abandoned car, which contained a large bag of marijuana. Anchor: Police in Cherry Hill, New Jersey, have just arrested a gang of hooligans who are suspected of terrorizing numerous strip malls and convenience stores.Did Doogie Howser just steal my ****ing car?.This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.Hey, Roldy, you do realize what's legal in Amsterdam, don't you?.
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